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BREAKING: The Israeli Air Force has just tested the readiness of Iran’s air defense network over Tehran, triggering widespread anti-aircraft activity across the capital late Thursday night. From 23:10 onward, residents across southern, central, eastern, and western Tehran,

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"Honey, I don't care what Lorna said. Your fish head is one of the things that I find most attractive about you."

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When your smoking hot boss says it's time to play with her massive cannons again

MY WIFE: He’s probably thinking about other women’s cannons ME: I hope Twitter is as funny tomorrow as it was today

Pakistani officials expect Iran to submit a revised proposal on Friday after Trump rejected the previous version. - CNN

UPDATE: UAE advisor says no unilateral Iranian arrangement can be trusted on Strait of Hormuz 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.news/jn52nk?update=…

۱۶:۱۶/ ۱۱ اردیبهشت سنتکام یک طرح عملیات محدود به ترامپ ارائه کرده است. این طرح شامل یک حمله چند روزه است که امریکا تصور می کند می تواند آن را در زمان محدود خاتمه بدهد. هدف امریکا ایجاد اختلال مجدد در سیستم رهبری و ارائه خدمات عمومی در ایران است. ایران اجازه محدود ماندن هیچ جنگی

🇮🇷🇮🇱🇦🇪🇸🇦⚡️– Member of the Iranian National Security Commission of the Parliament, Khodarian: "Bitter and dark days lie ahead for the UAE — Their fighter jet had a serious presence durring the war and even Saudi officials privately tell Iran that they are unhappy with how close

Ye is getting a custom-built 60,000 capacity stadium for his concert in Albania this summer. Despite pushback in some European countries over Yeezy's proposed performances, Albania is accepting the controversial rapper with open arms by announcing a concert headlined by the

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Aang passed away before Jinora was born, therefore he never met any of his grandchildren, the first new generation of Air Nomads from his youngest son Tenzin.

A group of girls booked flights to Ibiza with no money because they assumed men would just fund the trip, but they were shocked when no one did 💀 “We couldn’t afford bottled water, so we boiled tap water on the stove in the Airbnb”

I’m telling you, Iran is never giving up those nukes. Whatever they were thinking before, this war just made them obsessed. It’s only natural for them to think, “Man, if we had the nuke bomb none of this would’ve happened.” Just look at North Korea. They’re stuck in a

The Azeris beat up Armenia after its president decided to lay down and die instead of actually fighting and then decided their best course of action going forward was to try to piss off Russia and Iran at the same time. This is actually how you get partitioned.

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🚨 Notts Forest have STUNNED UEFA by putting tickets on sale for the Europa League final in Istanbul, as well as seats on a charter flight from East Midlands Airport. #NFFC have been accused of over-celebrating but are confident of their progress, due to Mr Marinakis’s “deal”