What if we made a special road just for Ubers, and those Ubers seated 1,000 people so each person paid less for a ticket, and we ran those Ubers at predictable times of the day so one could depend on there always being a ride available

People on LinkedIn who make 4.5x what you do:

Why didn’t he tweet this on Columbus Day?

Game 7s are dangerous man, a random role player dropping 25 can really end your season

this usps vs ups rivalry is getting out of hand!

U.S. rejects visas for Senegal women’s national basketball team members, staff - The Athletic nytimes.com/athletic/64401…

In partnership with the City of Los Angeles, the Dodgers have committed $1 million toward direct financial assistance for families of immigrants impacted by recent events in the region. Additional community efforts to be announced in the coming days.

Tom Holland’s spidey when Punisher blows a guy’s head clean off

The U.S. Marine Corps is ending shaving waivers for razor bumps. Marines whose condition doesn’t improve may face discharge. Ignoring medical realities that disproportionately affect Black service members is institutional bias in uniform. brnw.ch/21wTziv

YO WTF?????😭

The "evolution" of the word "antisemitism".

Chairman of #FeetFridays (Red Bull F1 Fan Account) Why Samantha always on her pops neck?😂🤣

PlayStation and Xbox after finding out the Nintendo Switch sales 😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️

Man buying lube wholesale. 🫤

"Speaking freely" at work is why everybody has to do those annoying ass HR trainings annually. How about shutting up at work?

You people really lived through Iraq 2003, "WMD" rhetoric, and are just straight allowing yourselves to fall for it again? Nuclear superpower countries and Western media have been saying Iran has been "weeks away" from a nuclear weapon since the fucking 70s.

fan: “rickea— i need *something something* for my parlay dearica: “shut up” kp: “shut the fuck up” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Look at *all this*. And we're only 6 months in.