this, 7 beers, sad country songs, and asking am i stripes or solids before every shot

I’m actually jealous of people who experienced their twenties in the 2000s. A life before social media existed just seems so authentic, natural and more fun. I wish that was my era :(

i lost my job chapstick n now my car chapstick is in my work bag n my room chapstick is in my car n everything is just a fucking mess

Shit smell like happiness & no bills

"I dOn'T LiKe suBtiTleS" if you can't read fast baby just say that

when people text me “wya” i look around before i lie

No one knows what I’m up to, not even me

sorry i forgot to text you back, i also forgot to eat today if that makes you feel better

Post yap regret hits so hard though, like why did i even say that.

Im ngl , i MIGHT be a little bit insane #accountability

i know how to treat a man, I’m just not treating a man better than he treats me.

i know i suck at texting but please don't fucking call me

i'm currently living one of the most boring lifestyles any young person could live.

I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part 😭😭😭

Everybody irritates me including me

"I'll see" = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it

i don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. i just start giggling and get slutty

I will stop that microwave at 0:01 NOBODY GOT TIME for all dat Hooting & Hollering😭😭😂