Kangaroo can’t stop hugging the volunteer who saved her life

I miss the Angelina and Billy Bob days

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Hey Amazon...do you guys send texts like this or is it spam? Looks like le spam.

Fucking petulant diaper baby #Debates2020

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country. The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not. I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.

Dear aliens, now would be a good time. instagram.com/p/CJuO2vjFCVI/…

Stay woke

Pence: More than half of Clinton's State Department meetings went to foundation donors bit.ly/2dUlHPr

The Jedi has arrived and she's looking FRESH. Hillary Clinton #whitepowersuit

"Open discussion"...oh here we go #DebateHeadache #ThirdDebate

"We will be doing very much better" .....very much better🤔

*Whispers bigly in microphone* "wrooong" Ricky Gervais

Let's get this straight: the only crime Hillary Clinton will be locked up for is being too fresh in these debate suits. #werk #debatenight

He said you're "such a nasty woman" but he really meant "you naaasty, woman". You're welcome. #debatenight Hillary Clinton

I hate mosquitos.

A lady in the streets but asleep in the sheets. #bedtimebitches

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I like my toast toasted

Snake farm zoo looks lit