piercing lady: wash it with saline and be sure you DON’T TWIST IT me: of course!!! me, one second after leaving the store: hnnmmm twisty

some of y’all didn’t have to get a job in high school and it shows

My hobbies include putting on my pajamas as soon as I get home.

High school parties on movies are so fake. Like who really had a party in a mansion or at a big fancy pool with everyone dancing? Every party I went to was either a bonfire in Timmy's field or a throw down in Bobby's shop.

RIP to all the money I’ve spent on makeup and coffee

“No response is a response, and it’s a powerful one. Remember that.”

My bf knows the annoying things I’m gonna say before I can say them lmao last night he was changing his phone background n shows me his new one then immediately in a high voice goes “why isn’t it me” like yes thank u for saving my breath why isn’t it

Please watch my dad at the end!😂😂😂

you don’t just stop loving someone. you either always will, or you never did in the first place.

16 year old me: stays up until 4am when school starts at 7am 23 year old me:

living in a small town means: -never stopping at stop signs -always running into someone u know -only going the speed limit when u reach those few spots the cops sit at -driving 15+ mins to civilization -having 1 gas station & 20 churches & i wouldn’t trade it for the world

Yesterday I had a kid literally in tears because he was moving and was really gonna miss all his friends. EVERYONE WAS UPSET. Today he was still @ school and when his friends asked him what happened he goes “oh, that was just an April Fools joke but I forgot to tell you” 😩💀