DJ painted the kitchen and his mama with his food. Hope our ancestors don’t judge us too harshly for the mess. But really, who could be mad at this little sunshine when he just beams at you with the biggest smile?

I broke a cat out of jail. Don’t tell my probation worker

My baby talks a lot. He only knows three or four syllables, so I have no idea what he's saying, but he does have much to tell.

Which if you little scoundrels cursed my brother

I got flowers today. 🥰

I don't know how my parents found out that they've got a grandkid, but acting like I'm so awful for keeping this from them when they never even called me the entire time I was in prison is truly, truly rich. You don't get to act like you care now. That ship has sailed.

My little guy has started taking his first steps. I can't breathe

Sup.

I haven’t seen Diego in ages, what’s that guy up to

Mama can finally wear high heels again. 😎

DJ turns two soon. He‘s talking all day long now. It only makes sense in about one of ten times, but I‘m glad he has so much to tell the world already.

When I was a kid and still very young, whenever people asked me what I wanted to be when I grow up, I would say 'a mermaid'. I still kind of want to be a mermaid.

Oh, I‘m turning another year older soon… And I‘ll still be single. What a life.