The problem is people are being hated when they are real, and are being loved when they are fake -Bob Marley

That matte blue scooby doo fruit snack always hit different

white ppl, do NOT listen to him

Call me a radical lefty, but I can’t accept a system that spends $115,000,000,000 a year on police but forces 94% of public school teachers to spend their own money on school supplies.

If the Simpson guess this one I swear to god ima go watch every single episode they ever made.

A single dose of magic mushrooms can reduce depression and anxiety for nearly five years.

Possibly the greatest knockout you’ll ever see Spinnin Backfist x.com/ufc/status/131…

Give up ur 20’s so you could live better in ur 30’s 💯.

@flcnhvy That free fusion reactor in the sky conveniently converts ~4 million tons of mass into energy every second. We just need to catch an extremely tiny amount of it to power all of civilization.

The more you know.

what is joe bidens plan for bringing the cheesy potato loaded griller back to taco bell

Jeff Bezos net worth in 2009: $6,800,000,000 Jeff Bezos net worth in 2020: $183,800,000,000 Federal minimum wage in 2009: $7.25 Federal minimum wage in 2020: $7.25 If this doesn't convince you our economy is rigged, I don't know what will.

a judgement from someone only hurts if it’s a judgement you’re already holding against yourself.

we should force politicians to retire at 65. It’s absolutely no reason someone born in the 1940s should be making decisions for us

idk a time in my life where i’ve ever felt this kind of loneliness, where you can be surrounded by people but just feel so misunderstood and all alone.

Ligma Johnson had it coming 🍆 💦