Why would I waste precious time doing things I need to get done when I could spend an hour making soup and mason jar butter at 11:00PM?

Scrambling to prepare for a trip less than 12hrs before my plane departs is my forte

Update: I am now reteaching myself to sew based on a handful of YouTube videos and my own educated guesses

wow i just became the first one hit wonder of all time to have 11 songs on billboard all at once

Joe Jonas singing Gotta Find You in 2021? What could possibly be better than this?

“How are you doing?” “Well, I’ve started listening to Olivia Rodrigo’s “Sour” album again, so I think that gives an accurate description of my current mental state”

Finding out Jonas Brothers AND ☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l are both headlining The Jingle Ball this December: 😄 Realizing I would have to fly to NYC to see them both play at the same show: 🥲

delete! or u will be hearing from my lawyers!

Yeah, I don’t think sunlight is going to do too much to save someone from polio, Candace

It’s ✨Get Your Shit Together Sunday✨

“Let that sink in” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

What a classy artist! Thank you Taylor Swift for the flowers & note!

Joining a #MarchMadness bracket for work and arbitrarily choosing teams based on who has the coolest mascot.

3hrs of traffic later and finally made it to the Elton John concert in Chicago. Only missed an hour and a half of the setlist 😅🥲

Still crying thinking about Elton John saying goodbye and quite literally floating away at the end of his #farewellyellowbrickroad in Chicago on Friday. What a legend.

8 billion people in the world and every single one of them is ahead of me in the taylor swift ticketmaster queue apparently