One of the best lines I’ve ever read in an OOO email, courtesy of one that I just received: “If this is urgent, take a deep breath because few things really are.” THAT energy.

Idc if Godzilla destroyed the freeway you were driving on if you’re more than 5 min late I’m not waiting

Aquarius af lol

i mean this with the upmost disrespect. if you are “pro-life” unfollow me right now. i don’t wanna be moots with you, i don’t wanna be your friend, nor do i even want to associate with you. i have absolutely no respect for y’all and never will.

So, is there really NO penalty for Supreme Court justices who commit PERJURY at their Senate confirmation hearing?

77 seconds of truth that I hope you take the time to WATCH AND RETWEET.

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it a thousand times: If the punishment for breaking a law is a fine, then that law only exists for the poor.

one thing bout me, i will always thrive. don’t matter what setback life throws at me. i’ve conquered so much in my life that the idea of me suddenly deciding to no longer push myself is unrealistic to me. i’m a very strong person & it’s time i start acknowledging that proudly.

I just think it’s bullshit that when I finish a task at work, I am expected to then begin another task. How about a little ice cream party or something first, Jesus.

“how to make friends as an adult” I don’t want new friends I want my old friends in the same place as me

The perfect plant and planter combo 🌿

Shoutout to all the high functioning girlies! We get it all done and then smoke a bunch of weed after 6pm!

I saw this quote & it said “When someone ain’t for you, God will never let you be at peace with them” and that HIT HARD.

Savings things to my cart that I know I’ll just delete later is actually a form of therapy

did anyone else live 2 completely different lives in 1 year.. January-July was completely different life than July-December 😂

Do u ever just hear someone speak and you're just like: you're so smart??? how did you become like this? Eloquence is a measure of how well someone can connect their ideas. It's very telling when people are exceptional because they also communicate their thinking patterns well

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

If you want hourly hurricane updates just work with people over 65, you won’t miss one single move it makes