Explain to me how my bf is a skinny legend and takes up more bed space than me???? A morbidly obese man???? The physics just doesn’t make sense

I keep seeing fan made photos of actors who would play characters on a live action legend of Zelda and now I really want there to be a live action Zelda

Hey siri how do you stop yourself from caring about things/people too much

#Aquarius love & get their energy from people. Being alone is the quickest way for them to get depressed.

Gretchen Whitmer is so pretty

Biggest lie in life? Vanilla extract does NOT taste how it smells

I work with an actual homophobe who said gays should die and I’m observing him like he’s some sort of lab specimen. It’s interesting. Will release report after he gets fired (which will be soon)

“You are a wild peacock”

I think I offered a recovering alcoholic a shot and I feel like the biggest piece of shit omg

I just wanna be back in Mexico, up at the snake bar getting drunk

You can add a single meat ball to any dish at Olive Garden in case you were wondering

Finally made it to turtle tok 😌😌

To watch AHS season 1-3 for the first time again 😩

“I don’t think you understand the power of my sexuality” - Louis Litt

Why are there so many Geminis in my life

I think I'm depressed cause I keep having the urge to re watch all seasons of 🎶Glee!🎶

The superior fact is that American Idol was prime T.V. This fact is encoded into the laws of the universe at every vibrational frequency

But was the macaroni and cheese pizza good cause I was three sheets to the wind or was it an actual *chefs kiss*

My 13 year old niece asked me if I liked Lana... her Lana era is beginning

Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me.