He called the shit "poop"

Happy Father’s Day to the best daddy in whole wide world! Thank you for not giving Eric the company

Oh Veronica Vaughn! So hot! Want to touch the hiney! Arrroooooooo!

I'll tell you who got LeBron to sign with the Lakers, It was that damn Sasquatch.

The Industrial Revolution to me is just like a story I know called "The Puppy Who Lost His Way."

T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR!

Knibb High football rules!

Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

Touch her boobs? That's assault brotha.

Stop looking at me, swan.

GOO!

Daddy: You were brought up with every advantage, I bought you everything. Toys, cars, vacations, clothes... Me: Actually I, uh, stole this shirt from Frank.

Bunt. B-U-N-T, in perfect cursive. Any more brain busters?

I am the smartest man alive! magiquiz.com/quiz/are-you-a…

2019: Frozen 2 Aladdin Dumbo Toy story 4 The lion king me:

Stop looking at me swan!

Happy Valentine's Day

Do you have any more gum?

Oh!!! That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life!! Lezzzzz go!

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