He was so real for this

1st law of motion, guide. What's the 2nd law?

april fools is canceled this year. there's no joke bigger than this economy

My greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything.

I fell in love with this quote: "No matter your age, you'll always wish you started younger, but today is the youngest you'll ever be. So start today."

Real

Dear Yoruba people, We are giving Peter Obi our 100% vote in 2027, yeah?

2027 is our biggest chance to save Nigeria. Be there. APC is a criminal organization. Let us come together and chase away These criminals, These power-drunk Animals, These political terrorists. Our future is at stake. WE DESERVE

Tacha can’t argue with him intellectually so she had to resort to calling him a r@pist and a child traffick3r. That’s one thing I have also observed on this app, most women don’t know how to argue with someone intellectually, is either they broke shame him, call him ugly or a

Baddy, I’m sorry if this comes off as insensitive, but I need to ask. You’re a big account with well over 100k followers, which means you likely earn at least $700 every week. Are you saying you couldn’t save up to ₦1m of your own money to contribute to your surgery? Let’s even

GIVE SANDRA OH HER EMMY RIGHT NOWWWW

Mark to Cecil on his way back to earth after healing

Ask Michael B Jordan

That Thragg vs Battle beast fight will feed Twitter for days.

this corner of twitter is everything. i’ll keep retweeting nonstop until it’s my turn.

It’s no longer a 7 game competition?

when my wife who just got back home from work says "come to mommy" and my child starts walking to her😭

𝗘𝗺𝗽𝘁𝘆 𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗯. 𝗘𝗻𝗱𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗵𝗼𝗽𝗲.

Arsenal keh 🤣