me on twitter vs. me on linkedin

Why would I ruin my burger with something like Tomatoes on it 🤢

Every night human beings go to sleep, lose all sense of their known reality, plunge into an abstract hyper-dimensional realm of infinite experience where time collapses, all moments instantly manifest, and then they wake up and just go about their day.

nobody coming to save you also implies no one is coming to stop you

“Can we hop on a quick call? Easier to explain”

I really stop forgetting it’s April 1st 😒

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Did yall not hear anything he said on FDO lol

Them unc jokes ain’t funny no more huh

engineer product manager

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When somebody googles something i told them and i end up being right

Trying to find the part in my contract where i agreed to work with idiots:

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HE DOESN’T HAVE NEXT, HE HAS NOW 😤 COOPER FLAGG IS YOUR 2025-26 ROOKIE OF THE YEAR 🔥

The type of fit i’d pull up in at the Met Gala

I had a dream I was on a zoom call giving a long winded status update on mute and had to redo it after I unmuted