Before google maps you just had a buddy in another car who said “follow me” then proceeded to run a late yellow at the next intersection.

Be boring in the right ways. Go to bed early. Wake up early. Eat simple foods. Save money. Exercise. Read old books. Avoid drama. Boring is seriously underrated.

I’m only up this early to appease the coffee gods or whatever.

No one does the speed limit when you have to poop.

Signs that say no passing on the shoulder are concerning because enough people have tried it that there had to be a sign.

Let tomorrow be tomorrow’s problem.

What’s the opposite of a storm chaser? Whatever it is, that’s what I am right now.

I just remember thinking “why are the birds singing this morning when a storm is coming?”

I haven’t had a decent night sleep since 2024.

I didn’t realize that you wrote me back.

I’m just out here on the interstate with two hours of sleep. It’s just me, my dog, and this Red Bull trying to outrun some tornadoes.

It isn’t that you’re not doing the speed limit. It’s not your speed is inconsistent over and over and over.

This place was beautiful once.

Why do the rest of us have to suffer because you like rawdogging?

Why won’t you just let me pee in the dark?

Shout out to everyone prioritizing their well-being over the grind. The stress. The overwhelm. You are worth the energy.

the worst part about going on a walk is being perceived

I could explain myself, but what's the point?

I keep seeing chickens crossing the road and then I remember that joke is about death.