Try to be nice and give the homeless man $5 last night because it was bricks outside. He immediately hit me with “oh I know your man treat you right”. On that note get me the fuck out of here🤣

I can’t wait to see all the tweets from people with tickets to the Super Bowl regretting booking their hotel in San Francisco 😂

Those kids that egged Patullos house legitimately ruined the Eagles offseason

After the longest travel day I’m so happy to be in my bed !!

I’m dead not these people having a toddler sitting at the bar 😂

Brown Sugar is the movie y’all thought Love & Basketball was.

Pour moi c'était la série du siècle jusqu'à ce qu'ils changent de planète

Two eagles Super Bowl wins within 8 years

Me going to a karaoke bar for my birthday with all my family and best friends but all I do is play the eagles vs chiefs Super Bowl game with no volume and commentate the whole thing >>>>>>>>>

everyone wants a village, but no one wants to be a villager > drive your friends to the airport > go to their party even when you're tired > stop cancelling last minute > host at your place > support the wins & losses it's worth every ounce of effort

The crash out I almost had about The 100 not being on Netflix anymore 😡

Should I go to opening day 🤔

What’s even the point of Disney+ if this cinematic gem isn’t on there still? 🤔

UConn’s shots aren’t falling today

Enterprise trying to swindle me about damage on the rental car. Oh no baby run the tap because I have everything on video! 🤬

UConn’s shooting has been so bad wtf

I think I need to find a different church for Easter this year

Watching this video it looks like Justin, Hailey, Claudia and her other friends all planned beforehand to surprise Billie, who didn’t know she would be the OLLG

Weekend two is better solely because One less lonely girl was played !

I forgot Boston doesn’t do any type of happy hour 🥴