GIRL MATH is going shopping & being super excited to go home to see what you got even though you just saw it in the store

Lmfao I feel like the world has lost its mind

A woman's downfall begins when she starts feeling sorry for a man

me when i don't agree, but i also don't have the energy to explain

Hey hun

Me calling someone back, hoping they don’t pick up so I can use it as proof that I tried.

Everything is urgent in corporate, except recognition and salary increases.

May whatever you’re saving money for, be given to you as a gift. 🥹

I paid all my bills and had $80 left from my pay…. My side job just call me and say thy have a check for me from when I worked in January. That man name God don’t play around son.

“we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates”

Him: “stop acting childish” Me:

the correct word is revival. people are rejecting society’s lies and accepting the truth that is Jesus Christ

me when i delete “Sent from my iPhone” to make the email more formal

When I tell people I get up with my husband every morning at 4:30am to pack his lunch and make him a hot breakfast they asked me if his arms were broken so I don’t think they want to hear it.

If they didn't leave you with their tiny relative all will be well

maturing is realizing none of us are easy to be with. It's about who's willing to stay committed to understanding you and actually wants to grow with you.

Me sleeping like a baby tonight knowing I’m God’s princess and He is showing me favor in every area of my life.

I’m lowkey really concerned about how stupid everyone is getting..