i’m culturally catholic which means i feel guilty all the time and love stained glass windows & weird lil statues

we all need to chill. i won’t go first but it’s something i've noticed.

did it hurt? when you were speeding& heard a siren in the song

dont ever day “its giving ___ vibes” about me. im not giving any energy. im taking energy away. im a negative force in this world. im evil

whenever im sad i get myself sum cream cheese wontons and BOOM all better

mood board ??

I be gaslighting God like “If you actually real you would do this”

My dream scenario is everyone i like sitting around a big table enjoying a bowl of soup that I made. They all say “wow, this is SO good” and they all ask for seconds

the masculine urge to take one good photo and set it as my profile picture for everything forever

the Mormon urge to convince myself I am the only one

alexa? called me a dear angel you all need to step up your compliment game

"i got that dawg in me" the dog in question:

they say “it costs $0 to be kind” like being a hater aint free too

i dont have rizz i have big doll eyes and many unsettling things to say

Explaining to your friends in manual labour that the emails beat the hell out of you today

i know the heart button on an ig story hate to see me coming when ive had 3-4 beers