people who started adderall as a young child: “it stole a part of my soul which will never be returned to me” people who started adderall as an adult: “everything i have and everything i am is granted by the blessings of my daily meth”

there’s always a man at the gas station who’s gonna compliment you like his life depends on it. love you guy.

can we just have one nice day

the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn

I shared my Spotify with my ex 6 years ago and now I’m cursed to have mgk in my top tracks on stats fm. #1 and #2 are white noise/box fan sounds. 🥴

making enemies at the gas station by condemning the cook for his self taught tattoo “work” and begging the manager not to let that kid tattoo his head 😭😭

I’m reading Alchemised and chain smoking on the porch with tall boys from the gas station don’t mind me

But if anyone wants to talk about dramione fanfiction I am available

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ignoring all my other books in progress to reread Happy Place

i’m literally insane but very resilient so there’s that

Please my guy I have to go to work

you must be joking

13 years ago today I saw the Red Hot Chili Peppers in Kansas City. Some guy spilled beer all over me and his wife smacked him really hard.

Yes this is the only thing I remember from that night

I hate my job. That’s all.

“post a photo dump of you from 2016!” absolutely not. what the fuck is wrong with you

the figs will rot if you don’t eat them. the jasmine blooms for three weeks and then it’s over. your body at twenty-five will never come back, and neither will your body at forty-five. everything you’re saving for later spoils in the waiting. 1/6

Me, with food poisoning, on my fourth Liquid IV. I’ll never financially recover from this.

Thank you NK4 for the pain I love it Noah Kahan good work