I would go to the end of the world and back for people who wouldnt even go to the end of the street for me and that’s on being built different

you'll be enough for the right person

when the song solo in plays at a party... nothing hits harder !!

How do you answer this question: Can I have a _________ of gum?

Do your ears _____?

Somebody found this Corgi puppy laid out in a shop surrounded by claret. They thought he'd been attacked and was hurt and bleeding... It turns out he'd eaten and entire jar of Jam and passed out on the floor in a sugar crash...😂😂😂

Little known fact: none of my friends are ugly. I’m actually not friends with any ugly people. If you’re my friend you’re hot, them’s the rules

My toxic trait is saying “nice talk” after saying something and it gets ignored

Imagine you're getting a late night sub and this happens x.com/VideosFolder/s…

when twitter goes down lets meet here

pink skies

After a great call with Blake I am blessed to have received an offer from UTPB ! David May Scott Strohmeier