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My credit card:

bad weekend to be a hot dog

Delaware

men invented pool tables so they could watch each other bend over

there’s only 3 types of people who are never wrong: – Women – Oldest daughters – Firstborn granddaughters

Every time I try to take cute selfies it just reminds me I need to shave my peach fuzz

Fumbling a friend group by ageing out of binge drinking

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Nothing compares to the feeling of losing face fat

that’s their problem

Should I get a bob??

y'all way too comfortable with disrespecting / mistreating people and just expecting them to"get over it"without holding yourself accountable. y'all mess up genuine people simply because ur pride is too big to give a decent apology followed by corrective action and ways to fix it

90 degrees in october yea this our last year in this mf ain't it

don’t text me for advice

gym was empty today. glad we starting the year off with honesty