you just had to be there

>pointless war in the middle east >economy is in shambles >tiger woods is in the news on some bullshit Welcome back late 2000s

A lion would never drive under the influence, but a Tiger Wood.

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i knew it trump dying was a april fools joke bc if it were real, half of his face would be put next to the mugshot of xxxtentacles within minutes of the announcement

Source tells me moon is stable. Please god

Sometimes you look up from your phone and realize that the highway you’re driving on is quite beautiful

how it feels to say "idk" to stuff u actually know but explaining takes efforts

Sent an email, Checked it off my to-do list and they responded in less than 5 minutes now I gotta add this to the list again

Counting or not counting gang violence

Me deciding what to wear on stage every night

at that point just call me a fat fuck like 😭

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back

When someone’s email address isn’t @ gmail it’s like wow you are one interesting chica

how it feels pretending to agree with people so they stop talking

WHITE HOUSE NEWS 🗞️

her biggest enemy being behind her…