peak female experiences : 1. realizing u can wear whatever you want 2. becoming besties with your sister 3. friendships start turning 10+ years old 4. accepting your body 5. finally understanding your mother 6. de-centering men 7. developing a ferocious sense of self-love

in your 20’s you’ll meet a short man. it’s very important you jump over him

i hate when plans aren’t solidified like WHAT are we doing and WHERE

“she’s so self centered” who’s supposed to be the center of my life? you? 💀💀

Non confrontational people actually move so fouł

If we have a misunderstanding and you automatically assume my intentions are bad I kinda don’t wanna be associated with you twin

#NewProfilePic I need to use this app more

Having parents who don't see you as their retirement plan

The problem is that they’re not putting classical music in children shows anymore. I will not elaborate further

Dawg I would start and finish my whole essay the same day it was due without some Ai shit y'all are cooked lmao

Streets (the meteorologists) are saying it’s supposed to snow again next weekend..

Having problem with everyone and genuinely believing you’re never the problem

Me letting you explain your side cause after this I'm never talking to you again

Me realizing my coworkers have genuinely settled for this life (i need to escape this job and lock in before i become them)

Oh boy, I can pick the fucking dog food, the giant ball of sugar, a regular ass burger, or… A candy genetically engineered to be the most delicious thing any human could possibly taste in their lives

if you have a strong faith of buying your first car this year, repost.

nothing like being up at 5am in the middle of summer hiding under the blankets as your parents got up to get ready for work and reading a wattpad book you had no damn business reading

This scene from Jimmy Neutron lives rent free in my head