My boujie 15 month old is crushing all of our truffle cheese from Takeaway. This is a problem.

One year ago today. Seafood Cafe

Received a letter in the mail. Me: Is this The Dude? Stan: I think that’s Jesus. The Dude or Jesus, y’all?!

My kid calls pizza “party”… and he’s not wrong.

ladies and gentlemen, my husband 👏🏽😍🥰

Saul misunderstood what was happening in a conversation and now refers to paintings as “shizzle” 🤷🏽‍♀️

Sold my bike trainer. Used that money to go buy a couple of DQ sundaes.

Just thought I’d let y’all know that I’ve been at the Passport Office since 8:30 am. Still waiting. Double you tea eff.

So Seafood Cafe claims he’s vegan intolerant…

It’s a proud mom moment when your two year old asks to listen to Dr. John before bedtime 🥹

I need to be less awake right now.

😲

America is fcked up.

“Viet Thai has the best #39 in town.” - Seafood Cafe I mean, he’s not wrong.

“I’m killing you, Smalls.” - Saul, Age 2 years, 9 months Almost, but not quite.

Just coming on to say this ATCQ induction is 🔥