Back in June, I help my mom clean out her pool shed. There's a strand of old twinkle lights with plastic flamingos. "Throw them out," she says. "They don't work." But I see that the flamingos came off easily, so I start to pull them off. "I can do something with these."

I be rotating like a rotisserie chicken in my sleep

Twas the night before February 28th, and all through the house…

I be overstimulated asf which can come off as bitchy,but I really just be needing silence for 10 minutes to clear my head.

WE MADE IT TO FRIDAY EVERYBODY!

just signed my retirement home paperwork

Every time

hot people listen to Harry Styles

i hate when i get so overwhelmed with what’s going on around me i start unintentionally being mean. it’s my biggest ick about myself like calm down ms. attitude.

Yeah but in the clerb, we all fam

2013 me woulda been institutionalized

ive been feeling like this for the past hour

This is the hardest dap up I’ve ever seen Little guy said PUT ‘ER THERE BIG MAN

you can take one direction away from the girl but you can’t take the girl away from one direction

You carried us from January to December, thank you God.

anyone that got to experience 9 direction does not get to complain about ANYTHING ever again. long live 1D and 5sos

The vibes the cover is giving btw 🕺 🪩