Just another local hero arising

How's the 18 rashers of bacon did ye say? #NUFC

I've come to Pariiiii 🎶 Going to have this BANGER stuck in our head all night 🤣 #NUFC

U smelly fucking big dirty sticking ginger headed bastard 😂😂😂😂

Tell you what me boys are mustard

Michael Owen in the living room after finishing his Apple

Full Time 6-1, last goal from Cranswick. Great result and Prep ahead of the Inter Services @RAFFootball RAF Senior Representative Team (Men)

Great job on the cake mate, looks just like him!

Good to see Bruno and Joelinton have got familiar with the music up North #NUFC

This Jay Slater case is simply unbelievable… some of the stuff coming out this facebook group is sensational

🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

There’s not another city like this #NUFC x.com/BlockchainCJ/s…

Posing for the DPD delivery driver when he takes a photo of my parcel

I apologize in advance if this applies to you, but I sincerely believe that if you think Ronaldo was ever close to Messi, you are of an objectively lower mental status than me, something akin to a sea urchin or maybe a mussel

Crying man😭😭😭

“Ah you think corners are your ally? You merely adopted the set-piece. I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the open play xG until I was an experienced Premier League manager, by then it was nothing to me but blinding"

Arsenal TV gatecrashed I love this club 😂🤣 #NUFC