Can’t be explained, not really.

Past two Marches been the best of my life

take the risk. time flies.

Its okay its not linear. The Chinese farmer’s parable

Immaculate vibes.

The things you have to do to get a fat pats

I need to start selling drugs again man what on earth

First in my bloodline to leave a game after 56 minutes man what the fuck

That’s lowkey the whole point

This new auto translate feature is simultaneously the best and worst thing on this app man what the hell is going on in other countries

If we win tomorrow I’m booking Munich

Why can’t you have your cake and eat it? It’s your cake

People be wasting their jealousy on the wrong things

Whenever an opportunity presents itself to help someone within your means, it’s a true test of character. You can either attain honour & good deeds or squander the chance. Your scales may not be as heavy as you hope when it truly matters, so never let such a moment pass you by.

I wonder if the person who coined the phrase ‘jumping on the bandwagon’ got really annoyed when everyone else started using it.

Nothing worse than your football team being washed we used to run this shit

My goodness the average person is soo painfully dim witted.

"Males who may be children" is a new one.