BREAKING NEWS🚨: The Person reading this will become financially stable in March

You know what's crazy? There's an entire generation that wouldn't get this joke because they don't know how to read an analog clock.

They said “Lemmy look like his nose supposed to come off with his glasses” .. I’ve been laughing since 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Philly need to fix these potholes my whole titty came out the bra.

Sources say the shooter asked him to name 5 BIA songs

My car was on E so I put $20 in now it’s on E+

If algorithm shows you this it means your win is coming

This year Cinco De Mayo falls on taco tuesday. this is it, people. this is what we've been training for.💃🏽

y’all downplay marriage so bad .. but i can’t wait to be a MRS 🫶🏾 happy, healthy, & wealthy.

ppl w adhd do shit like procrastinate for 3 months straight & then in one 24-hr day knock out 3 months of tasks. you either know this life or you don’t lol.

Ghost had the funniest crash outs

Ngl my whole life has been a lesson of independence and detachment and yet im the most loving and emotional person i know

SPOILER ALERT: The woman reading this is entering her era of long-term financial stability, peace, and abundance.

And she’s correct.

& tesehki hugging lex after she slapped her friend weird asf!

i grew up on Cheaters, Maury & First 48. i know when sht ain't adding up

unfortunately, i don't like nonchalant men. Be dominant, check on me. Be affectionate. Tell me im gorgeous. Plan dates. Buy me flowers. Be absolutely obsessed with me.

Somebody said: “I’m almost positive older yt men go to the airport just to cough” 😫