That girl with no ass is your soulmate

Took Ronaldo from Man Utd Took Beckham from Man Utd Took Bale from Spurs Took Modric from Spurs Took Rudiger from Chelsea Took Courtois from Chelsea Took Hazard from Chelsea Took Owen from Liverpool Took Trent from Liverpool Demon of a club.

she is NOT like them

They’ll talk bout Dumfries in Barcelona like king Von

im on ps4 and cant see shi, is there a fix?

I’m open why not let it flyyyyyy

whoever came up with lefty loosey righty tighty absolutely cranked it out of the park on that one

i dislike people that grab you when they laugh hard... unhand me you goblin.

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#KissingAroundTheCoochie

“europa league final”

Yall blame everything on zodiac signs, so you got evicted bc you an Aries???

youngboy gon be mad asl when i throw my drawls on stage

We could be like this in a week if we start talking today

Parking in NYC is $90 for 4 hours… I’ll put the car up my ass

Gf just bounced on it crazy style. En route to Olive Garden

Y’all too freaked out for me i just want my alfredo please

Absolutely no one: Me and the boys in 4th grade:

Tell her Ronaldo's still carrying Portugal.