me to my dad when i’m bout to ask him for some money🤭🤭

one thing about January is that she's going to make sure you feel all 31 of her days

this is not the same lady who was on that plane with Dwayne…

Going out to eat.

HE AINT NO NIGGUUUH!!! 🫵🏾

1st of the month.

Bc why he break up with Liberty while she was pregnant

“Fellas, make sure you trap em legally BEFORE you start beatin on em !”

Working out & trying to cook a lil more at home means the either the dishwasher, washing machine, or drying is ALWAYS running 😩

Wow I love my life

Ugly bathroom, i shop for hotels as if im gonna be sleeping in the shower

Alicia came out there sounding just like me in my car w/ the volume turned up smfh.

What did you do with the last $200 I let you hold BEYONCÉ?

no shade I need y’all to leave the line dances for Texas Hold ‘Em to the Southern girls cause all of this boom kack is not what that’s supposed to give. (& you would know that if you was fro—*signal drop*)

You'd hate me because I'm ALSO putting my leg on top of his 🤷🏾‍♀️