————𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐨———— 𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗼𝘀 𝗶𝘀, 𝗜'𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲...  ‍  ...𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗺𝘆 𝗷𝗼𝗯  ‍  𝗜 𝗮𝗺  ‍  《𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎》  ‍  🛡

⠀ ❛ yours probably loved and cared for you , as a normal mother would - ! ❜ alas , the spider’s been fending for herself since day one . 💧 ❛ she was a real piece of work . . eating my siblings as soon as they hatched , and everything - ! ❜ ⠀

⠀ at the very least , she’s not particularly heavy — ! still , though , with all those legs holding on tight , the spider won’t be easy to shake off . - ❛ 𝙬𝙤𝙤𝙖𝙖𝙖 -𝙤𝙤𝙖𝙖𝙝𝙝𝙝 — ! ! ! ❜ ah , she’s gonna get dizzy . . . 😵‍💫 ⠀

⠀ ❛ eh ? ! well . . ❜ 𝙝𝙢𝙢 . thinking , thinking . ⠀ ❛ suppose it might be because I’m not like most monsters in the first place ! ✨ ❜ she seems , almost . . proud , about that . ⠀

⠀ 𝙝𝙞𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 . . . . there are too many scary people around . — 💧 ⠀

⠀ ❛ giant or not - I’m hardly 𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙮 - ! ! 💢 ❜ ⠀

⠀ ❛ you’d think so , but . . most still attack on sight . 💧 ❜ largely due to just how overwhelmingly dangerous the spider was , to the average person . - ❛ you’re the first in a while that hasn’t swung first , asked questions later . . ❜ ⠀

⠀ ❛ 𝙪𝙚𝙝 — ❜ she’s been spotted— wuh oh . ❛ I , uh . . yes ! of course ! ! ❜ ⠀

⠀ ✧》 slowly amassing more ‘n more Kumoko screenshots . . look at her . she’s precious . ⠀

⠀ ❛ you tell me . - 💧 ❜ really , it’s been one thing after another ever since she first hatched ! ❛ I’d take my old , cushy life over this - any day of the week . . . ❜ ⠀

⠀ ❛ ‘course I do ! ✨ ❜ nod , nod , nod . ❛ in magic , mainly . . the 𝙃𝙚𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙊𝙘𝙘𝙪𝙡𝙩𝙞𝙨𝙢 skill means I can do juuu ~ uuust about anything , when it comes to magic , ❜ ⠀

⠀ sweet things taste the best . 🎵 ⠀

⠀ ✧》 having watched the new Re:Zero episode , Chansard is him . good lord . - 😭 ⠀

⠀ scuttlin’ . ⠀

⠀ it sure is ! ✨ ⠀ but , she’s harmless . 𝙩𝙤𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 - ! ! ⠀

⠀ ✧》 I’d like to have all of Kumoko’s abilities and the like compiled in a handful of threads , but . . there’s so damn much . 😭 accursed isekai protagonist wall of skills . . . . . ⠀

⠀ the three foot long spider ? harmless . wouldn’t hurt a fly ! 🎵 ( provided it doesn’t attack first . ) ⠀

⠀ ✧》 uni’s keeping me awfully busy , uweh . had precious little time to myself as of late , most un - fun . . ⠀

⠀ scuttlin’ , scuttlin’ . 🎵 ⠀