rt because it's the holiday season and jingle bells woooo... aheh.

W–WHAT?! Nyaaah! Never. I won't woof I mean bark I mean grrrowl and you won't catch meow dead actin' like one of those- those mutts!

Sometimes...when the light hits her hair just right...she doesn't look like a total brat of a cat. At least until she opens her mouth again.

//a muse in frieren verse sounds fun... Not a tweet about flipping. I'm just saying. I also don't ever flip really. I would make a new account if anything! Anyway going to watch the latest episode nyaow!

I saw an ad about ear cleaning and my mind went straight to the gutter...what's happened to me?

Hey...did nya see my! heyyy...? Is...that my top, i-in your mouth?

I am a (mostly) flat cat!! Why are you giving me ads for bras for ladies with fat boobs you cruel app. I...I mean... meow.

One day I'm going to buy myself a potion to give myself a cock, just so I can cockslap all those mutts who keep trying to give me litters of pups! It won't work for you... you dumb dogs!! I just need to find a traveling witch, or..or a magician or something. I'd be so powerful..

Nyanko maid at your service! wait. Those aren't the services I had in mind! Well. no, we can still do them. I'll just charge you extra. Nya ha ha! Nya ha.. Nnh..nya...hhnngh...ahh~♡.

Why is Tav always rubbing it in her face!!! (she isn't, but she's so tall that it just feels like it whenever the cat sees her.)

Really? Playing for sympathy with a cat half her height! Nya can only 'magine being so tall .... What's so difficult anyway? Just knock over a building if nys won't fit! Throw your enemies outta nya way!

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