the only emily that deserves to be in paris.

First time not working Christmas Eve in years, and I’m spending it sitting on a yoga ball, drinking raspberry leaf tea, going for long walks and passive aggressively replying to multiple texts from people asking if I’ve had the baby yet!

Thanks Twitter, way to make me feel old!!! Ria Gibbison

Just booked tickets to see McFly in June, and 12-year-old Rachel is screaming inside!!!

Chuckling at the fact I had to pay £20 for a letter from my GP to say I was fit to fly when 26 weeks pregnant, and he had the audacity to write it in Comic Sans

Anyone else clocked Rosie has kind of gone for Lana, who Casey clearly still holds a flame for? #loveIsland

Since having a baby, you know what has become a pet peeve of mine… hats!!! Why do shops sell hats with their baby outfits? It’s a redundant item of clothing!

Before I had kids I never even considered parking in parent and child spaces with no child, since having kids I’ve quickly learnt not everyone thinks this way. I bet if they were the furthest spaces from the shops parents wouldn’t struggle to park in them.

Me in my room looking at what I can put on Vinted without my husband noticing

Missing this special country a lot lately now the temperature has dropped significantly here in the UK 🇿🇦