*T e e f.*

*Shock! A budgie lands on the pile of work-related issues!*

*The budgie is whistling and saying hello a few times. Being quite adorable. That is until it shits on his work-related issues pile-- Budgie laughs.*

Oh? You think so? Du bringst mich zum Erröten!

Du nicht? Then no more German. How is your day faring?

*Is on the reader's shoulder and being goofy in budgie form.*

Why, indeed! Ich liebe Schlangen genauso wie Vögel aller Art! *SNAKES SNAKES SNAKES.*

Jake, the rattler snake! Was für bezaubernde Kreaturen! *cOUNT, MAYBE CALM DOWN THE GERMAN WITHIN YA-- But he loves Jake so much!*

The newest addition? Wie wunderbar! *Count understands that feeling of adding new members of the family.*

Oh, I understand that feeling very much. I would think that every day! *Best way to scare unwanted neighbors and such alike!*

And I have too many birds as well! *Even Countess has too many rats--* My familiars wouldn't mind welcoming snakes.

What is it? Did you get another??? :D *Fear of rats is understandable. Especially since rats can fight back snakes. .*

That is great news! I hope your home will not be haunted by the fae! Vielleicht sollte ich auch ein Haus kaufen. . . *Indeed!*

The fair folk are hidden beings from another world. While there are many of them, they are dangerous. Beware of their mist and fairy rings. That is a sign of danger. *AGAIN?*

(OvO)

*Petting his bird. So cute!*

*Sighing.*