" OW MY FUCKING ARM— "

" I FOUGHT A VENDING MACHINE AND IT WON— " Gordon what.

" Nope. "

" ... I barely know what's going on anymore. "

" WHY DOES BENREY HAVE A LIST OF DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF ME?? "

" ... Wait wh— WOULDN'T THAT CAUSE A PARADOX??? " Gordon what-

" EverYTIME I WAKE UP THINGS KEEP GETTING CRAZIER— " Okay, yeah... He needs to calm down--

// I love my banner so much

" i am going insane. "

" grrRRAAAAAAGH— " Jesus— He's very stressed.

// I keep biting my nails

Okay, he's gone into the fetal position— ... STRESSED GORDON NOISES—

" I feel like shit— "

Smacks a headcrab. " what did we call these things..? "

" Why do I want to play Sonic 3? "

" no. "

" I feel like I'm playing Façade-- "

" It's Christmas?!?! "

" time moves too fast- "

// I'm gonna Draw Gordon as an amongus bean and there is nothing you can do to stop me