A teacher once said I'd be no good at poetry due to my dyslexia. So far, I've made 2 jugs, a vase, and an ashtray, so fck you, Mrs Collins 😊

Stupid sexy Flanders! #thesimpsons

*Boisterously moshing around the kitchen to Through The Cracks by The Ghost Inside after a few after work pints!* "Evening dickheads!"

OMG Yes please!

Gareth Southgate has sent more pensioners to sleep than Harold Shipman...

“And they used to put the lyrics to all the songs right inside the CD booklet.”

I want Matt Berry! Everyone plays it serious, it'd be beautiful! Matt Berry

Whatever this man tells you do NOT let him sell you a monorail #TheSimpsonsGoats #TheSimpsons #SimpsonsForever

♪ I hate every ape I see ♪ ♪ from chimpan-a to chimpanzee ♪

Living the dream!

Get in! \m/

i kind of miss twitter being like “hey check it out your mutual liked this picture of huge giant honking bazookas”

Perfect summer!

¡Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius! 🎶

Father and son bonding