I was pulled over by a Police Officer. He looked at my license and said "you're supposed to be wearing glasses". I said I have contacts. He said he didn't care who I know

Dread from African women = evil spirit and ancestral curse Hair from foreign women and impoverished Asian kids = luxury

fuck you nigga

Why are threesomes only for sex? Why can't I join in on a couple's argument in public if I have a good point to make?

Do you ever think about how basically every animal loves being petted and then think maybe we don’t pet each other enough, as humans

The options she thought she had weren’t actual options. She got fucked & dumped by those guys & now she thinks she can spin the block back to you.

literally me on the first date:

Sephiri- I have diabetes Lekunutu- The Five kids you think are yours are not yours 😭✋🏽

corporate 9-5 workers as soon as it hits 7pm on Sunday

Nigga was so bored he became God

Years later and this shit is still hilarious😭

Noticed: the men who rose from absolute zero always know God personally. Not religiously. Personally.

2 years ago today, we heard Not Like Us for the first time… unforgettable 🔥

Had folks out here sick 🤢 “He dropped again” 🤣

Olaolu Slawn has been commissioned to paint the cover art and vinyl for Michael Jackson’s forthcoming album.

one time i was cursed with the latter. so glad that relationship ended.

this is what i was trying to tell this other girl when she asked me why im nnot christian