Jones BBQ and Foot Massage (2009)

I’ve come to the genuinely unfortunate and disappointing conclusion that I’m straight

I need him

Just experienced the joy of swinging on a swing set on a playground, adults should do that more

Couldn’t have said it better.

Just got back from the wedding reception of a 40 year old woman who got married on a full moon for the vibes, wore bright blue “70s porn star” eyeshadow down the aisle, had dishes of crystals as party favors for guests, and celebrated her 40th bday with a clown barn crawl

If I’m not this whimsical at 40 put me down

So let me that person. Hers a thread on HPV. HPV (Human Papillomavirus) is the most common sexually transmitted infection in the world. Not one of the most common, THE most common. Most sexually active people will get at least one strain of it in their lifetime.

Do you ever think about how basically every animal loves being petted and then think maybe we don’t pet each other enough, as humans

Drinking in bars is not enough anymore. I need to start getting wasted at the club and dancing the night away.

Fall Out Boy released Take This To Your Grave on this day 23 years ago.

I must be mana value 4 or greater the way she disdainfully stroke me

i would snap these up in a millisecond if they were a secret lair you have no idea

The fact that i still like men is proof that sexuality is not a choice

can someone evil please die overnight it would be nice to wake up to we need a treat

Take him swimming on the first date! 🥰

protectthewild.org.uk/end-bird-netti… please sign this petition! this has to change :(

Inshaallah he dies first 🙏🏻