Mr. N Mrs. Batz

So funny when the nurse asks if I have kids because I’m scared of a needle … baby I have 3! delivered all vaginally NO meds 😮‍💨🤣🤣 now get that butterfly needle the fuck away from me 😭😭

overly diagnosed and medicated 💀💀 everyone in America has anxiety and depression all of a sudden 🥱🥱

Ever since I taught myself how to braid to the scalp that’s all I do to my kids hair now 🤣🤣

🚨| Cardi B audio leak regarding Ice Spice: — "I'm not p*ssy like Latto. You think I'm Nicki? Imma f*ck her up... all y'all. Imma get Riot beat up by my n*ggas. Any red carpet, any show, any event."

Coke bottle shape you bitches built like a question

my mama always said you can be dead ass right but the way you handle shit can make you wrong as well

Light on the makeup heavy on the jewelry 🥶

ATP maybe I just need to go to jail so I can gain some serious weight 😂😂

Fortunately, they were right. When you surround yourself with high achieving individuals, you have no option but to catch up.

I have officially reached the phase of my life where I randomly whisper, “Thank you, Lord,” throughout the day. 😂

Currently my life 🤣🤣🤣

Having a man who’s a problem solver and wanting to make life peaceful & worry free for his lady is underrated. You truly have to appreciate those who were raised to be protectors in every aspect of life

This is the adulthood I was promised. I feel robbed

Not having multiple perspectives.

my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody else is equally or more uncomfortable i develop the sudden ability to DO THE THING. i can’t go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup i’m out of my seat in a second

I pray for my man so much. He really my heart and he deserves nothing but the best. The best is me but God know what I mean.

im not the same person you went to school with

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