If anybody wants to run away from their issues… I have a passport and $5 I’m ready to join you lmao

Imma need mosquitoes to leave me alone while this monkey pox stuff going on cause my brain is spinning

courage wasn’t even cowardly fr all that shit was just terrifying

Time for the weekend again

*stays home* i should’ve gone out *goes out* i should’ve stayed home

Whenever I’m feeling down, I remember the company dinner when an intern turned to our CEO and asked, “Who are you?”

y’all ever wake up from a dream & be impressed??! like damn, the narrative structure and plot line was amazing 😭😭

no unfortunately i cannot give you directions around the city i have lived in my entire life

unknown numbers calls and expect me to talk first, welcome to breathing competition