Accidentally raising a teenage baby, we didn’t get out of bed till 12pm today…

Didn’t think I’d ever see this on the Wirral #northernlights #Auroraborealis #wirral

Just realised why my child doesn’t need constant white noise. His dad’s snores are his white noise… oh the snores.

I don’t understand how people can be up and out with their babies. I’m just not that kind of mum. We like a chill in bed.

This is really niche, but there’s nothing worse than a HDR video when you’re on the night feed.

Every Christmas related video I see has me in absolute pieces. I don’t think I’ve ever been so excited 🎄

In honour of December, I will have Christmas 24 on in the background of all my days home this maternity leave festive period

Dawning on me that we’re going to have to move house in the next 18 months and it’s my least favourite thing to do. And now there’s 3 of us

Monzo declined my postcode lottery payment this morning. I swear if my postcode wins this month I’m suing for loss of earnings

Love my son and my fella dearly but I’m having a night alone eating pizza and an Easter egg while watching game play through and I’m having a ball

Honestly how many women did Emmeline Pankhurst actually consult when she got us the right to work and that? Who agreed to this? I’d have been a great housewife

If you have a friend who didn’t play the games make sure you check in on them tonight. Because I did and I am not ok #TheLastOfUs

A woman called me a mature primate today and I don’t know how to feel about it.

Nah, how does anyone go back to work after maternity leave. Tomorrow is my first day back after nearly 14 months and I am broken 💔

Last night we discussed how we’re going to download and save the first episode of Bake Off for viewing during our lodge break the same week. That’s how I know he’s the one

What does your 16 month old like to watch in the morning? Mine? Oh he watches a South Korean fella called Rayu who goes glamping with his little dog 🤷🏻‍♀️

When you’ve been in hospital so long they start letting you out on day release for good behaviour

I’m rich because it’s New Years Eve and I’m sitting on the sofa with the little person I made while he eats egg, banana and peanut butter on toast and watches monsters university.