It’s always the two flakiest people you know telling each other “we should totally hang!”

A lot of people have what I would call a “Noble Savage” view of Curtis Sliwa

michael scott would make a great lisan al ghaib

everyone involved is over 30

never driving a truck again that shit sucks

Guy next to me at the coffee shop farting big time. Can you find somewhere else big dog

every time I see 2 people hugging in public I’m like… umm context?

Been looking forward to this weekend for such a long time lol why’d I ever think my life could just be nice and normal

this how pro wrestlers punch each other

glad I saw Marietta in philly (TWICE) otherwise I’d be suicidal right now

woke up at 3am to book our flights to India

Mfs be like “I’m super far left” and then be right all the time lol make it make sense 😂

hey buddy that's my bitch wife you're talking about

today is cardi b’s birthday but more importantly it’s also my birthday

Saw a guy wearing maricopa county sheriff’s department merch in poland

1 year in and I understand now why people write poems about new york. if I was a poet I would also

sir prague also lion