I have given this boy all of the teething toys, but instead he insists on feasting on my hands.

You know what, I understand Jessica Simpson. Why are they called Buffalo Wings when they aren’t made from buffalos?! We say chicken wings, lamb chops, pork chops, etc to denote what animal the food is from so why Buffalo wings?

I spoke with my mom today and told her that I just got a bowl/spoon/bib set delivered for Ade. She then told me that she just ordered that same thing for him, but customize. Guess who immediately scheduled an Amazon return.

My son is 4.5 months old. Why did my mom give me clothes for him that’s 12m and 18m? And her friend gave him a jacket that’s 2T?! Lmao

I made it through my first day back in the classroom since June. I can’t wait to get home and cuddle with my baby though.

The nursing room at my job is super cute and cozy. It probably also helps that our executive director also recently had a baby.

Made 5 minute stop at the store. Spent $5.99. Came out to a $95 ticket. 😒

In case anyone wanted to know.

Annoyed af

Today has been an extremely long day and I still haven’t made it home yet. I planned on going to the grocery store before heading home, but that’s definitely a dub at this point.

I’m fighting for my life trying to make dinner with a teething baby.

Not taking disrespect from people because they're older.

Currently tryna figure out what I want to buy to treat myself.

Ade is in the spitting phase and I do not like it!

every fucking time i walk outside it’s a different fucking season

The fact that I’m on the bridge and I still have 51 minutes before I make it to work when in reality, I should be there in no more than 25 is egregious. I can’t wait until I no longer have to cross the GWB for work or any other reason for that matter.

Adulting is not doing anything on a Friday night cause you worked all week long and you’re tired.

I sat my wig on the couch, and my son just noticed. The way he keeps looking back-and-forth between it and me is hilarious!

The way my girls were gassing and pouring into me tonight was EXACTLY what the doctor ordered. Girlfriends are thee best soulmates.

The way I’ve been feeling lately, I’m ready to change my number, move, and completely start over.