This is how it begins btw

because it's fucking awesome

When Squidward lost his job and had to stay with Spongebob and he tried to tell Spongebob the TV didn't work n Spongebob said THAT'S TWO THINGS THAT DON'T WORK 😭😭😭😭

Immediately.

this some advanced humor

When my daughters entire hand grasps my finger🥹🥹🥹🥹🩷

This is why Ms Rachel is Woman of the Year.

And it better be just as racist as the rest of them or we don't want it.

The White House this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.

ICE going door to door? That’s why Anne was hiding in that attic, just fyi.

🚨BREAKING: China has declared that child molestation will now be punishable by death.

WHY IS NO ONE OUTRAGED ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES?? HOW THEY KIDNAPPED CHILDREN? HOW PARENTS SOLD THEIR KIDS TO THEM?? THIS NEEDS TO BE WIDESPREAD NEWS!! WHY IS THERE NO COVERAGE???

In order to distract us from the fact you had sexual intercourse with kids you’ll do the same

If the US did this there would be no president

My husband talking to me in code “babe the store is open 24/7” me: “which store” him: “Dicks” Lmaooooo

When Patrick kissed his "dead" wife in front of his fiancée 👏

IT PAYS TO BE A NERD

Never forget that Homero Gómez gave his life to protect this forest.

It’s people like her that will save the world

She's gonna have to build a wall to keep the Americans out