Something something bribery something. We can only offer after the contracts are signed.

It’s Taco Tuesday, bitches! Boss lady is hooking us up in the office. Someone even said something about a mariachi band. You never know what perks and shenanigans we’ll get into here at AWSociety HQ!

YOOOOO! We just got official notice that we’ve got some new victims, ahem…talent under the AWS name! Everybody give it up for S̾k̾u̾n̾k̾, Lethe and @NatsukoZenigata! Get like them and make yourself fucking awesome by joining us today!

…Who?

Sounds like a real shitty time.

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Good morning to everyone except that fucking Karen at the coffee shop this morning, who nearly spit all over our VERY LARGE DRINK ORDER with her open mouth scoffing. It was a pleasure to witness your displeasure, ma’am. FREE COFFEE AND BAGELS AT AWS HQ TODAY!

Don’t forget that we’re accepting applications and going on a hiring spree! The boss lady is hard at work, doing all she can to build up a roster of wicked talented folks from all over! Join us today! awsociety.jcink.net

So boss lady gave us the afternoon off yesterday and we came back to cupcakes and ice cream today. Something about we’re going to need the sugar to get us through. We have a fear. But hey…JOIN US!

How do you know your boss is Irish? She has kegs brought in with a full dinner feast on St. Patrick’s Day! Guinness and Jameson for everyone! We heart you jordy fuckin' tyrell! 💚🍀

Hey yo! AWSociety just finalized the contracts for hypnos and Ace Sky! Welcome to the damn funhouse!

It’s just another Manic Monday! So that means bring your asses to the AWSociety offices so we can stuff you full of buttery croissants and coffee then negotiate the shit out of your new wrestling contract! 🥐☕️

We’ve been advised you, specifically, are not permitted to wander about the office unaccompanied by security.

If you’re not signing your contract with AWS, what are you even doing with your life!? Get off your ass and join us today! awsociety.jcink.net

We know what a mausoleum is.

Did we mention our boss lady feeds us every day? And she’s having a state of the art kitchen built in our building and a dispensary. Because we advocate for the green and the meals that come after.

Yooo boss lady gave us a 3 day weekend but we just wanted to pop in and tell you to get your ass over to awsociety.jcink.net and sign up today. We’ve got some super fun shit coming your way!

#ooc apologies for slacking on Atlantic Wrestling Society. just been dealing with a lot of personal mess and trying to secure myself a better job with a new company. also feeling a little discouraged but i will be putting something together very soon to kick shit off. tell your friends.