Driving at 70mph in a 30mph. In the rain. While drunk. Almost 3 times the limit. Blood on his hands. Marcos Alonso Mendoza, an example of manslaughter.

Only the elite eat with their fork in the right hand and knife in the left.

Frankfurt, Rangers and Roma winning. Perfect evening.

LOUDER!!!!!!

If the prospect of only needing a draw against an already relegated Norwich on the final day doesn’t absolutely terrify you you’re not spurs

I don’t think I could even dream of a page of news as SEXY as this page! #COYS #THFC

Moyes keen

One thing we can all be sure of, is that this will not be their fault 🙄

Class. topeleven.onelink.me/topeleven/8ebc…

Striker and a left back who couldn’t start in a team that didn’t have a striker or a left back

Why hasn’t Tielemans gone to Arsenal yet ffs It should be so easy after they took Vardy, Mahrez and Maddison from us before

Genuinely think this is one of the greatest individual performances in PL history. Take into account the team he faced and the fact that it was away from home.

Favourite footballing moment ever.

AJ is weird as fuck.

15 Prime Ministers. 1 Queen.