Amazon will tell you your package is coming in 5 days, then deliver it the next day. These are the only kind of lies I need in my life.

Death

Unbelievable amount of work. That’s what’s required to change your life. Unbelievable.

Not suicidal but death would heal me right now.

Eu reclamo de ser adulto, mas o problema mesmo é ser pobre. Ser adulto com dinheiro deve ser muito divertido.

•Strawberry 5k •Blueberries 5k •Soursop 4k •Almond nuts 5k •Cashew nuts 9k •Crate of eggs 6k •1kg Chicken breast 7k •Broccoli 3,500 •Olive oil 4k Meanwhile, bread and coke 2k 🥹

i miss the old days back in 1999 when i didn’t exist

this is what nigeria does to you, all of a sudden, strawberry isnt regular

Seamos honestos: la mitad del estrés adulto es simplemente no tener suficiente dinero.

i reject this country, meanwhile there is broccoli in mile 12 for 2k

$200k

If people understood that Menstrual blood is just a few shedding, dead cells and blood we'd understand this is no big deal. Women have a cycle, just the same way you sweat on your chair. This is another fluid. Be empathic, talk to her with love, clean up, continue your ride.

This is an apology to my mom for all the times she came home from a long day of work and my unemployed teenage self had the audacity not to have done the simple tasks she asked of me. I get it now.

No one actually likes you when you're depressed. Plain and simple. We can talk all day about mental health and how important it is, but the moment you are depressed, people start to distance themselves. They see you as negative, a burden, and someone too heavy to handle.

“Don’t buy a car, it’s a depreciating asset.” Brother, I myself am a depreciating asset. I won’t be here forever. Not everything has to be optimized for returns, some things are just meant to be enjoyed while we’re here.

E get how you go broke reach, you go begin admire old transaction slip.

Perfume triggers memories like maaaaaaaaad😂

Only having one child and it’s a girl? That’s so chic to me.

Never underestimate the ability of ice cream to make you feel better when you’re having a bad day as an adult