Dear God, 😢😢😢 Amen.

Should have gone to bed 3 hours ago. Now I'll have to sit through our game. Literally shitting myself now. Ghaai.

Jesus Christ!!!

We let a manager go and replaced him with a man ager. 😢😢😢

I actually don't think we would have gone through if the first leg had ended 2-2

Do men know that we can smell sperm days after sex? And it's the one with the bad smell??

Last 2 games at Stamford Bridge: 2 wins. 4 goals scored. 2 clean sheets. I love Chelsea so much. 💙💙💙💙

My first Chelsea game was the ucl final vs man utd. I started supporting this club with the lowest of lows but we have also achieved the highest of highs. This is just one of the lows. And many others will come. I'm sure the highs will also be there. Love you Chelsea.💙💙💙

A first ucl season for many of these players. I'm not going to condemn them all for this result. But over the weekend I'll throw hands. 😂😂😂

The Kamulu 407s

Why do I even???

I requested a ride from Sarit inipeleke Fedha. The app said 750. I told the driver before tuanze trip he was like cool. Kufika quickmart akaeka gari kando akasema nitume 1200 ndio anifikishe kwa gate. Ile drama aliona hatawai sahau. They can never tell a man aongezee pesa.

Steel wool has started working

I never clocked amevaa kofia ya wantam 😭😭😭

Between her and Liam, I will become a crackhead.

Man city drawing with spurs, westham and forest still infuriates me because now arsenal win the league and their fans will kill us all.

Aaaaaaaarrrrrrgh!!!!!

I hate this stadium.

Arsenal fans on my tl telling man city fans to wait for may so they can flex their pl medals on them. Sorry,will that change the fact that they beat you in the efl cup final? City that won 4 in a row that we all saw and tweeted about? Its like me flexing my paycheck to my boss.

Should have just ignored the journalist. Now he's given people something to talk about, proven George right, and shattered this 'cool calm indifferent' persona he was portraying.