“you must be wearing a hoodie over your dress shirt but under your blazer if you think we fuckin” me-

Chicago produced a Pope before a QB who throws for 4000 yards.

Pride month includes men who work from home

“A President who ignores the middle east.”

Lindsey Graham is 70 years old and has zero children or grandchildren. Just loves war.

how it feels to pronounce it as ih-rahn as a white guy

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first since you’re all so eager

Nerds don't want you to know this, but during white boy summer, you can just wing it.

We’re at the tail-end of a very funny time for recordkeeping.

“Did he wipe the spit off himself, did a teammate, is it still there?” -my baby momma

DEMOCRATS- “It’s the rights fault” REPUBLICANS- “It’s the lefts fault” HENRY WINKLER- “Check out this big fuckin trout i caught”

Rookie year CJ Stroud