sometimes i’ll be scrolling through facebook or looking at insta stories and get caught off guard by someone i thought was innocent posting about suckin tiddies or some shit

Thinking about the homeless man in Austin who I used to pay $15 to watch my car while I went out and one night I came back and all the cars around mine were broken into except mine and he was sitting on my hood and said “I ain’t let em touch this one miss Kenzie!!!”

love you guys so much 💕

Tonight’s elimination between Aneesa and Amber is the equivalent of the Bananas Backpack #TheChallenge

An important message from the Producer of Summer Camp Music Festival on the future of the festival.

this Rebelution stream on Hulu is giving me the fix I didn’t know I needed. Please come to Missouri soon! 🙏🏽

Trixie is SPITTING 🩷🩷🩷🩷

Finally getting to see paramore in two weeks! My inner high school freshman is screaming.

pass me a blue Gatorade bro

Waffle House:

The announcer for the Chiefs game just laid a Blank Space joke in after Kelce’s touchdown.

“my intrusive thoughts won” all u did was eat a donut?? that’s not an intrusive thought. if my intrusive thoughts won i’d be on the news

me in 3rd grade trying to impress my crush on the playground

That one time I said “shart” instead of “push to start” in front of an entire Lollapalooza crowd that was being live streamed on Hulu 💀 dev

I bet after Britney Spears does her dancing videos she goes and sits on the couch and acts completely normal. Sips her diet coke and laughs at everyone freaking out over her new videos.

Took my three year old to his first concert and he had the best time. Tyler Hubbard and Russell Dickerson put on the BEST show!

.Warren Zeiders these impersonators are getting out of control

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