As I get older, I understand why the Bible warns about pride, envy, lust, laziness, anger, and overindulgence. It’s not even about being super religious but it’s that you really do feel off when you’re not aligned. All these things really do make it hard to navigate though life

"Strawberries are never sweet" "I've never had a strawberry that tasted sweet" "I don't like strawberries" The strawberry will weigh your soul against a feather and reveal its sweetness in accordance with your purity of heart. Hope this helps.

a lot of glee actors are doing exactlyyy what their characters would be doing rn😭 quinn fabray unemployed eating fruit in france klaine reunion at the tonys rachel berry cant read rumor like this is literally oke big episode of glee

My entire timeline is either people talking about Israel and Iran or Sabrina Carpenter with the exact same level of intensity

I hate deaths that feel like a mistake.

hulk hogans soul arriving inside trisha paytas’ baby aquaman and seeing that he has to share it with ozzy osbourne

The Good Place had the most perfect run and it is not talked about enough I fear

boycotting megacorpos never works cos they’re too big to fail

Secular version of Islamic prayer

glee was somehow extremely progressive and extremely offensive at the same time

Read this and was like “all she did was be happy her momma died?” Then realized oh that’s Jennette McCurdy

Horrifying banger

the way this managed to find the most chaotic second in each episode 😭

first semester of college ass friend group

by far the most devastating in memoriam.

the only living male standup comedian i respect is john mulaney but only when he was still on coke